Lee Everett

Hello? Anyone there?

[Lee squares his jaw and takes a breath, staring into the screen. He looks like he means business, but there’s something a little panicked in his eyes, in the set of his brow. He looks like a man who's been through hell and is confused that he's somehow come out alive on the other side.

But hey, he also looks like he's gotten his first shower in months, which is probably Mom's doing.]

Alright, this might sound a little crazy. But...has anyone here seen a little girl? Her name’s Clementine, she’s about this tall, got short curly hair, and a cap with a blue D on it.

[He heaves a sigh. He’s not expecting much; if this place is some kind of afterlife, then he’d pray he never has to see her here. If it is some kind of afterlife, then it's definitely not the afterlife that he was expecting.

But if it’s not... He has to ask. Just to be sure.]

Also if anyone could tell me just what in the hell is going on here, I’m getting a little tired of being fed the party line about ‘welcome to the world of Pokemon’. I just want to know if this place is safe, and like hell am I trusting the locals to give me an unbiased opinion.

[It seems safe enough at first glance, but then again, so did the St. John Dairy. Let's just say he's not planning on eating any meat anytime soon.]